Thursday, October 29, 2009
LiL'Wayne Pleads Guilty ? | Interracial coupling | Donuts ? o_o
Alright . I'm upset . Truly upset . I know I'm a couple days off , but I haven't been blogging lately and this I want to rant about . Dwayne Carter's incarceration . =\ No more sexy locks, meng. They're cutting your shit off and putting it on EBAY !!!
What the flying fuck ?
Prison cells are being flooded with our talented young black men . Whats going on men ? What happens when all of your asses are behind jail playing some other dudes Shaniqua and us girls are left out here to fend for ourselves ? Me, personally I don't mess with the fish so you won't catch me with another chick so I guess I'll end up asexual (Its gonna happen anyway). You guys keep faking us out and then get tight when we're mingling with some blue collared Tom. *Since I'm on the topic* That brings me to the other issue that irks my nerves.
I love MEN. Black men, White men, Hispanic men, Asian men . . .am i forgetting anything ? Lol.
I don't discriminate against race, AT ALL . Therefore you might catch me with a sexy caramel Jahmal, with a head full of smooth sexy waves one day and a white chocolate nugget named Ray with a crew cut that enjoys long walks in the park and golf. LOL, I'm just saying. As long as I'm attracted to the guy I have no problemo giving sexy the time and day . SO why is it that every time we women of color go outside of the box its considered "straying", shit we like to switch it up every now and then . Black guys go for women of other races all the time, and they get high fived for it , but I cant bring my white boyfriend to the hood without getting grilled ? NEVER THAT.
hmphhh .
Anywhoot , I'm gonna go listen to some weezy , eat some delish donuts & mourne his year long hiatus . I feel bad for all those people who brought tickets to his march concert. I bet you're saying, "FML". Tehehe.
xOxO,
AdyMaCkenzie.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Scene kids. Love them, or hate them?
We all know the typical big glasses, Leopard print, pierced faced, skinny jean-ed Scene kid. You can either love them, hate them or imitate them. These unique breed of people crowd our shows with their big hair and obnoxious huddles of groups, standing around in the cold with their beers and cigarettes thinking that the shits cool. Hand made bongs? They're sooo last year.
Here's a couple of reasons why we "love" and HATE these fuckers.
The Guys:
STOP SHOPPING IN MY SIDE OF THE CLOTHING SECTION! ;
scene guys tend to believe that the tighter the pants, the better. I shouldn't be able to see the imprint of your balls, man. That's just gross =\
Spongebob tee's ? Hello Kitty watches ? Guy on Guy action? For one, I have nothing against the gays, but dude if you make-out w/your best friend...that's a dude and wear more eyeliner than your moms...you're a 'mo. To the umpteenth level.
CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR ;
If I pass you on the street and think that you're another female, dude that's bad. I'm sure your forefathers would be ashamed. There's absolutely nothing wrong with having long hair as a guy--actually I kinda think its hot in a way, but have a man-cut not something that I would see on Sarah Jessica Parker.
All scene freaks:
STOP THE BITCHING & MOANING ;
Now not all scene peeps are bitchers and moaners but the majority cry more rivers than Justin Timberlake's broad. We don't care about your parents divorce ruining your social life or the fact that you cut yourself to actually "feel". If you want to slit your wrists, go ahead, just don't let that shit drip on my rug, dry cleanings a bitch.
LEAVE THE NICK & DISNEY MERCHANDISE TO MY LITTLE COUSINS/NIECES & NEPHEWS & THE FUTURE TODDLERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!:
You jerks keep buying up all the Dora bookbags.
Do you think its cool to have the same merchandise as my four year old niece?
Its awesome if you like iCary (I dig that show too) and its cool if you sing along to the high school musical soundtrack, but jeez, what are you like, twenty? Your childhoods gone man and you're hogging up the tea cup rides >:[
But we average Joe's & Jane's still love you scene kids :]
You make our shitty realities seem a tad bit brighter because at the end of the day--we'll never be you !
Tehehe.
XoXo,
AdyMackenzie <3
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