We all know the typical big glasses, Leopard print, pierced faced, skinny jean-ed Scene kid. You can either love them, hate them or imitate them. These unique breed of people crowd our shows with their big hair and obnoxious huddles of groups, standing around in the cold with their beers and cigarettes thinking that the shits cool. Hand made bongs? They're sooo last year.
Here's a couple of reasons why we "love" and HATE these fuckers.
The Guys:
STOP SHOPPING IN MY SIDE OF THE CLOTHING SECTION! ;
scene guys tend to believe that the tighter the pants, the better. I shouldn't be able to see the imprint of your balls, man. That's just gross =\
Spongebob tee's ? Hello Kitty watches ? Guy on Guy action? For one, I have nothing against the gays, but dude if you make-out w/your best friend...that's a dude and wear more eyeliner than your moms...you're a 'mo. To the umpteenth level.
CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR ;
If I pass you on the street and think that you're another female, dude that's bad. I'm sure your forefathers would be ashamed. There's absolutely nothing wrong with having long hair as a guy--actually I kinda think its hot in a way, but have a man-cut not something that I would see on Sarah Jessica Parker.
All scene freaks:
STOP THE BITCHING & MOANING ;
Now not all scene peeps are bitchers and moaners but the majority cry more rivers than Justin Timberlake's broad. We don't care about your parents divorce ruining your social life or the fact that you cut yourself to actually "feel". If you want to slit your wrists, go ahead, just don't let that shit drip on my rug, dry cleanings a bitch.
LEAVE THE NICK & DISNEY MERCHANDISE TO MY LITTLE COUSINS/NIECES & NEPHEWS & THE FUTURE TODDLERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!:
You jerks keep buying up all the Dora bookbags.
Do you think its cool to have the same merchandise as my four year old niece?
Its awesome if you like iCary (I dig that show too) and its cool if you sing along to the high school musical soundtrack, but jeez, what are you like, twenty? Your childhoods gone man and you're hogging up the tea cup rides >:[
But we average Joe's & Jane's still love you scene kids :]
You make our shitty realities seem a tad bit brighter because at the end of the day--we'll never be you !
Tehehe.
XoXo,
AdyMackenzie <3
